The Adventures of Poor Frank, Part XXVII: Lucky Archie Forgets to Ruff


The Adventures of Poor Frank, Part XXVII:  Lucky Archie Forgets to Ruff

By Ray Adams

      Poor Frank and Lucky Archie were battling for first place once again just the other night at the local duplicate club.  As usual, it all came down to the last board:


Dealer:  East                                        North                                       East     South     West     North
Vulnerable:  All                                   ♠ AQ72                                     Pass     1♠             2♠        4♠
                                                               864                                        Pass     4NT         Pass    5♠
                                                              ♦ A9                                          Pass     6♠              All pass.
                                                              ♣ J964
                                                West (Frank)     East
                                                ♠ 10                   ♠ 864
                                                ♥ QJ1053          K
                                                K86542          J1073
                                                ♣ Q                   ♣ 107532
                                                            South (Lucky Archie)  
                                                            ♠ KJ953
                                                            ♣ AK8


In the auction, 2♠ showed at least 10 cards in hearts and an unnamed minor.  5♠ showed two aces and the queen of trumps.  Poor Frank led the queen of hearts, which went to the four, king, and declarer’s ace.  Lucky Archie drew two rounds of trumps and banged down the ace of clubs.  Archie’s eyes got big when he saw Poor Frank’s queen fall.  He crossed to dummy with a trump and led a small club, inserting the eight when East played low.  This held the trick and declarer smirked at Poor Frank who was starting to look nervous.

Lucky Archie cashed the king of clubs and advanced his queen of diamonds, covered by Poor Frank’s king and won with dummy’s ace.  Declarer then played the jack of clubs, sluffing a heart.  Lucky Archie had done quite well up to this point, but it still looked like he was doomed to lose two heart tricks and go down.  He led dummy’s nine of diamonds and, when East played the ten, a heart fell from his hand.  East started to lead to the next trick and Archie said, “But isn’t it my lead?  Didn’t I trump that diamond?”

The other players had to explain to declarer that he had, indeed, tossed a heart on the diamond instead of ruffing.  But, as it often is, it was Archie’s lucky day.  East had no heart to lead and had to give the Lucky One a ruff and a sluff to make his contract.

“What do you think, Frank,” Lucky Archie asked as he was announced the winner of that evening’s contest, “Could I have made seven if I would have ruffed that diamond?”

“Oh, I’m sure you would have made eight,” Poor Frank responded as he tore his convention card into little pieces.

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